A wild MACHAMP appeared!
I tried to scroll past this but its too damn clever
The women of the mermaid family
Very important information.
I dunno about you, but this raises a couple of questions about genetics and the color of the merpostman’s hair.
oh thank god I wasn’t the only one who noticed
co-dominant alleles + Red hair as a mutation rather than an allele!!!
like if Athena carries genes for Blonde hair but her Red hair could be the result of a rare mutation, and Triton had Brown hair in the past if i recall correctly so he could be carrying Brown hair and Black hair alleles. As a result, their children all have the proper genes for their parent’s hair color, but Ariel got the mutation!
I HAVE FOUND MY PEOPLE^
There’s still the question of tail colour though
the worst way for friendships to end is for literally nothing to go wrong, you just stop talking. they stop messaging you to see how youre doing and you get sick of being the first one to initiate conversation so you just let the friendship go and wonder how that person is doing and never hear from them again
YESSS the plain is back on my dash
one time like wayy before I was born it was christmas and my grandma looked in her backyard where her pear tree was. She noticed a partridge had landed in it. A literal partridge landed in her pear tree. On christmas she had a partridge in her pear tree. So she did the logical thing and shot it and ate it merry christmas everyone
she dun put a cartridge in that partridge
It’s not “bacon,” it’s a pig.
It’s not “veal,” it’s a calf.
It’s not “steak,” it’s a cow.
It’s not “meat,” it’s an animal…
its not “fruit”, its dividing cells that accumulate fructose…
it’s not delivery. it’s digiorno.
It’s not a scene, it’s a god damn arms race
It’s not “levioSA”, it’s “leviOsa”
Maybe it’s Maybelline